Wednesday, October 23, 2013

DHOOKUDU MOVIE DIALOGUES

Kallu vunnavadu mundhu mathrame chusthadu dhimag vunnavadu dhunia mottam chusthadu
bayanike meaning theliyani blood ra naadhi
nenu narakatam narakam lo houseful board pedatharu

Monday, October 14, 2013

CAMPUS SELECTION

Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation....

Father Asked who is she....
Son replied.
My Campus selection.. !!

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Just Like My Wife

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her.

She jumped up and slapped him.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."