Joke - Quit smoking

Two people were talking about how to quit smoking, and what the ill effects of smoking are.

A third fellow who joined them in the discussion said, "Do you know that according to a survey, about 1000 persons stop smoking in the US everyday?"

The two friends were surprised and they asked, "Really? How?"

The third fellow said, "they die"...

Funny pictures - Mirror

Jokes - Come 2 my house

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody
will be there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there,even Sardar.

Funny Photos - Suicide

Jokes - 4Km everyday

Man in Delhi: I have a severe foot ache. Doctor after examining says- "You should walk for 4 km everyday".

After a month the doctor receives a call from the same patient saying," I am now in Agra, how much more should I walk?"

Jokes - I will pay you Rs5000

One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said, "If you stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month".

In reply the beggar said "Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs5000 per month.

FUNNY VINAYAKA

Dog and Owner

Suicide Idea

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I want to share all your worries

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet

Husband needs rest and peace

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.

Damn, I am the husband!

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Wife Photo

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,

"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Lecture on sun

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!